They are everywhere

Dear Miami,
Thanks for being full of all sorts of creeps. While we were down at South Beach, a strange man strung out on coke came over to Darcy and asked if she wanted to get high, get drunk or "get down". He was all up in her personal space, being sketchy. Good thing Summer and I were there to rescue her. But then, just in case you wanted us to be SURE of your weird factor, there were two strange, dirty men that told us they were homeless. Like that would be some sort of turn on. Darcy has to be all patriotic all the time and had on a USA shirt. They asked her if she was in the Olympics. Fun Fact: Miami is not Beijing. Just wanted to let YOU know.

So, just letting you know...we're never coming back here again. You're so full of fucking creepers. Do they all belong to Plenty of Fish?

XO
Carrie