Friday, July 11, 2008

Open letter

Dear fucking Beautiful man at the gym,
I almost tripped over the curb when I saw you walk in after me. I was so glad that you were at the gym last night. Whenever you're at the gym, I push myself to work out harder because you're so hot. I would also let you do all sorts of dirty things to me on the treadmill. Or on one of the weight machines. I can think of a few that we would have some fun on. While you were working out your awesomely hot arms, I noticed you had no wedding band. I believe we could have lots of fun. Also, you have the most perfect ass ever. Just sayin'.

XO
Carrie

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