Jeez

Dear Egg-shaped head man from Match,
I may have sent you a nice message once you sent me one, but upon further thought, I decided I didn't like you. Please don't send me more messages asking me why. I agree my first move might not have been that well thought out, but I bet you I was intoxicated and I do silly things then. The reason I don't like you is your weird, egg-shaped head.

XO
Carrie