Update on Footweiner Mclovin

Lilo said that Brad should be called McLovin. So Mclovin he is. And he has a footweiner. So...there you go. Last night, we were talking and he wanted to break up with me. We're not even dating and he was trying to break up with me. I was in a state of shock. I wanted to say "you're breaking up with me?!" but I worried that when I said that, he would think that I thought that we were actually dating. Fun fact: we aren't! So he's telling me that we are on 2 different pages and want 2 different things. I want a guy that isn't a weirdo creep ass....and he wants someone to send pornographic pictures to. I can see the difference there. But I wanted to hear his actual reason. He doesn't really have one. He just couldn't handle the fact that I have that picture of him...or something. I think I convinced him to continue not dating me. He said that even when we broke up, we could still be friends and talk. So really...no change in status. I stayed with him for the sake of the blog. He's too good to not talk about. Man, this is an excellent life I am living. You should all feel so special that I would still talk to Footweiner just so everyone can be amused. I almost feel sort of bad about it, but then I laugh. And I don't feel bad at all

Did I also mention that as I write, he's currently about 4 houses down the street from me. He doesn't know where I am, but I know where he is. I think that's for the best, really.